Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Another laugh for my friends!

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man... That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome.' that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying @*#$ YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.

* Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, because they know it's true!!!


Juliann said...


I say "whatEVER!" alllll the time! Hee hee!

Michelle at Boulderneigh said...

Lots of truth, except for #5 in my case. My mother got after me a LOT when I was a kid, saying "Don't SIGH." As a result, I don't. My husband does, often without realizing it. He heaves these great, heavy sighs and I ask "What's wrong?" He wants to know why I'm asking and I say "You just SIGHED." (What I really want to do is channel my mother and say "Don't SIGH!" Half the time he says he's just trying to relax; the other half of the time he's frustrated by something but not usually me or anything we've just been talking about. Sigh.

bekka13 said...

that's so funny and true at the same time... I never realized it was a nationwide/worldwide thing... I guess I need to start changing my words up!~ :)

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